What I need for Christmas!

1- A good short story of yours, posted on a nicecuppa
2- Your christmas news- You know how rare snail mail is!; the good and bad ( use code if neccesary)
3- A song sung by U, preferably in person but if neccesary on U tube , CD or USB.
4- A song played by U. preferably in person but if neccesary on U tube,CD or USB
5- To see something new of you/your collection on facebook
6 -

21- a set of surfboards for the VW ( that reminds me, i need to find the keys before then!)
22- a new trampoline for the land yachyt .

that will do for starters.